How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Cover your peen. We're going out.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
