My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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