id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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