she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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