About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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