Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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