White coat. Heels.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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