we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im holly from the hills drunk
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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