Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
