That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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