On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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