And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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