: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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