He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
tonight lets celebrate not being married
pop tarts are not kleenex
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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