is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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