He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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