Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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