bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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