It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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