Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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