i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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