i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
