she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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