The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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