come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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