i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I fill condoms, not promises.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Holy sore nipples Batman
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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