my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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