Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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