yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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