hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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