i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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