fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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