so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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