i would punch a child for taco bell
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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