Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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