My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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