Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
