So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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