Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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