it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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