Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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