did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you will always have a special place in my vag
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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