We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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