they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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