i don't like sucking hair
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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