Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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