Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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