We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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