It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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