Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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